Some days are crazier than others at work, and today was no exception. We had 2 code fours and a code two. In case you’ve forgotten, a code four is blood and a code two is feces. Delightful. Not only that, but people kept asking for band-aids all afternoon. It was as though everyone took crazy pills and started running into walls in the museum today. I couldn’t believe how many people got hurt (and the one incident of someone shitting all over the men’s room, apparently. Thank God I didn’t have to clean that one up). One kid got hurt so bad that we actually had to call the paramedics. In his case though, his dad had dropped something on his head and that’s why he had started bleeding. Nice one sir. Did you put too many shots of espresso in your latte this morning?
