What Would Joan Crawford Do?

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Jun 23
I have seen the light. I was not a religious person before, but I believe in God now. Oh yes people, there is a God, and He/She/It has disabled the microphone at the museum. Miracles do happen and I am now required to spread the good word of my Lord and savior on to all of you. I have no idea how this blessed event occured but let us give thanks, shall we? Hell yeah.

I have seen the light. I was not a religious person before, but I believe in God now. Oh yes people, there is a God, and He/She/It has disabled the microphone at the museum. Miracles do happen and I am now required to spread the good word of my Lord and savior on to all of you. I have no idea how this blessed event occured but let us give thanks, shall we? Hell yeah.


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