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Jul 7
Today there was a child screaming as his mom was trying to get him in his stroller. We’re all pretty used to kids crying because they don’t want to leave, but even this one would be considered bad by our standards. He had that horrible irritating “I’m not gonna let up” sort of scream cry that makes you tense in your shoulders. One of my managers came out to ask me about working on this one project at the front desk. Then she said in all seriousness, “And could you also shove some paper towels down that child’s throat?” I’m glad some people at work have the same sick and twisted sense of humor I do, otherwise it would be a very dull place indeed.

Today there was a child screaming as his mom was trying to get him in his stroller. We’re all pretty used to kids crying because they don’t want to leave, but even this one would be considered bad by our standards. He had that horrible irritating “I’m not gonna let up” sort of scream cry that makes you tense in your shoulders. One of my managers came out to ask me about working on this one project at the front desk. Then she said in all seriousness, “And could you also shove some paper towels down that child’s throat?” I’m glad some people at work have the same sick and twisted sense of humor I do, otherwise it would be a very dull place indeed.


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