Q&A
Joan Crawford was known for being very dedicated to her fans and spent a great deal of time personally responding to each letter that was sent to her (except fanmail from former classmates at Stephens College - they know what they did). Joan, being so devoted to her fans, occasionally will come back from the dead to answer your questions. Here she is now in all her resurrected glory.
Q. Joan - I need your advice. I brought a bb gun to work simply to put a scare in my boss. I’ve accidently put his eye out. Should I call 911? He’s just laying here in his office. There is a considerable amount of blood, too by the way. Chad Sexington
A. Look, there`s nothing wrong with my tits, but I don`t go around throwing them in people`s faces!
Q. Joan - I will be going dancing soon. Should I wear underpants? Lauren Bacall
A. Until I get my coffee in the morning I’m a fit companion only for a sore-toothed tiger.
Q. When you weren’t looking I hung all your clothes on wire hangers. B. Davis
A. God dammit Bette! This time you’ve gone too far!
