I have decided to start a new series entitled “What did Jerkface say today.” I have a co-worker, I believe his god given name is Douchebag Dick, who I don’t get along with very well. He is one of the physical therapists at the clinic and he likes to think that he is too good to associate with lowly receptionist types such as myself. Here are some highlights of past things I’ve overheard Douchebag Dick say:
“I went to school for 11 years to become a physical therapist.”
Really Douchebag? Are you including your high school years in that calculation? Or are you just a moron? Because most people don’t take 11 years to become physical therapists.
“My girlfriend and I went out for sushi last night and the sushi chef asked me if I was a model. I said no and he said, really? Because you have excellent bone structure.”
Oh my god, I’m working with the real life Zoolander.
“Does anyone want to do manual therapy for my patient over there?” (slight tone of disgust in his voice because patient is overweight).
“I don’t mind seeing this patient, she’s attractive.” (patient is young, thin, and blonde).
That’s right Douchebag. We’re not here to help people, we’re only here to judge. Have I mentioned that your pores are huge?
