What Would Joan Crawford Do?

Here is a photo of Joan with my grandfather. Let’s imagine what their conversation might have been like.

Roman: Joan, do these glasses make me look dorky?
Joan: I think they look stunning on you. Why, I would go so far as to say that you look dapper.
Roman: Do you think I have too much forehead showing?
Joan: Roman, honestly I’m having a hard time concentrating right now. If you could be so kind as to help me find my flask.
Roman: Oh Joan.