What Would Joan Crawford Do?

The only question you should ask yourself before you do anything.

In need of Joan's wisdom? Send questions to whatwouldjoando@gmail.com.

Mar 2

Q&A

Joan Crawford was known for being very dedicated to her fans and spent a great deal of time personally responding to each letter that was sent to her (except fanmail from former classmates at Stephens College - they know what they did). Joan, being so devoted to her fans, occasionally will come back from the dead to answer your questions. Here she is now in all her resurrected glory.

Q. What do I do if I don’t get into grad school? I don’t have a back up plan!!! Gwen, Chicago, IL
A. I need sex for a clear complexion, but I’d rather do it for love.

Q. Have you found a job yet? My landlord, my neighbor, my friends, my family, former classmates, strangers on the street, pretty much everyone I can think of
A. Um, why don’t you let me answer this one Joan. No.

Q. Those pants make your ass look huge. B. Davis
A. Damn it all to hell Bette! Why can’t you treat me with the respect that I deserve!


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