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Mar 31
We wear walkie talkies at work and this was what I heard the other day: “Chloe we have a code one on the playground. Could you go take care of it?” We have various codes for different situations that might come up. A code one is for urine (and oddly enough, the kid who peed in this instance did so by the tree in our outdoor playground), a code two is for feces, a code three is for vomit, and a code four is for blood. Look at all the fun things I’ll get to clean up!

We wear walkie talkies at work and this was what I heard the other day: “Chloe we have a code one on the playground. Could you go take care of it?” We have various codes for different situations that might come up. A code one is for urine (and oddly enough, the kid who peed in this instance did so by the tree in our outdoor playground), a code two is for feces, a code three is for vomit, and a code four is for blood. Look at all the fun things I’ll get to clean up!


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